After being passed within touching distance by a people carrier which then immediately has to stop at a pedestrian crossing, the cyclist draws level with the open passenger side window ...
Cyclist: How much of the road do you want?
Driver: Sorry mate, I didn't see you.
Cyclist: I was right there in front of you!
Driver: Sorry, I didn't see you at all.
Cyclist: If you didn't see me, then ... gah! (Gesticulates at road - parked cars, pedestrians, traffic lights)
Driver: I must have been daydreaming or something. Sorry.
Cyclist: Daydreaming really isn't something you should be doing at the moment ...
Lights have changed. Cyclist dismounts and gets on pavement. Driver continues, managing to safely stop in the queue at the next lights.